Yesterday, I had a super 太太 (wifey, haha) day with my cousin where we got Greek food for lunch, bubble tea, went shopping (new Longchamp, Tory Burch, and custom-made jade and pearl bracelet for Chinese New Year), then got oil massages.
From there, I went to Windows to meet Josh and a bunch of Dipont people (and then their friends) for free happy hour, which turned into regular happy hour, which turned into just drinking a lot and in a big group until 11p.
From there, we went to Bar Rouge at the Bund with a new friend who had a table and bottle service, and stayed until 1a dancing and drinking.
Now, it’s 1p on Friday and I’m starving and hungover but too hungover to want to get up and make food, especially because my drunkass rolled my ankle last night and it still hurts.
WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD.
#firstworldproblems #shanghaiproblems #expatproblems #imjustkidding #mylifeisawesome #wellminustheankle
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.