CHINCHILLA TAKING A DUST BATH HAS ANYTHING EVER BEEN MORE PRECIOUS.

Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:50am
Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:49am
cosmic-nine-year-old:

cassjaytuck:

magicneedsnoexplanation:

Harry looks like he’s a about to break into a musical number.

We Made A Girl Cry We Can’t Just Let Her Die! feat. Troll

Put That Troll Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

Put That Troll Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

cosmic-nine-year-old:

cassjaytuck:

magicneedsnoexplanation:

Harry looks like he’s a about to break into a musical number.

We Made A Girl Cry We Can’t Just Let Her Die! feat. Troll

Put That Troll Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

Put That Troll Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:49am
Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:49am

laniwonderz:

AU in which Sansa shoots Joffrey in the face and Petyr Baelish defends her in court with the song “They Both Reached For The Gun”. 

Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:49am
WHEN THE ONLY THINGS SOMEONE POSTS ON WECHAT ARE PICTURES OF ALCOHOL AT CLUBS WITH HASHTAGS LIKE #SWAG #LETSGO #BOOM

shanghaiexpatproblems:

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Thursday May 5 @ 08:48am
If you hashtag your photos on Facebook with any of the following:
  • #longhairdontcare
  • #nomakeup
  • #naturalbeauty
  • #numnum
  • #gettingmychefon
  • #chefmode
  • #selfie
  • #swag

…please, STOP. You look like a moron. Not because hashtags don’t work on Facebook (but, y’know, they don’t), but because you think patting yourself on the back for ANYTHING deserves more gold stars from the general public.

Seriously, though, good job on not putting on your face this morning or for making yourself dinner or for figuring out how to use the front camera on your phone. That’s impressive for being, oh, A GROWNASS ADULT.

I understand posts for irony’s sake or to express genuine appreciation/enjoyment of something, but this kind of crap is on par with those teenage girls who take selfies with a faceful of makeup while kissing an X-Box controller and the caption, “Yes, boys, I play video games.”

Newsflash: NOBODY CARES HOW MANY KLONOPIN YOU TAKE BEFORE BED. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU GOT BOTTLE SERVICE AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR HAIR WET AND DIDN’T STRAIGHTEN IT THIS MORNING. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU MANAGED TO FEED YOURSELF BY USING A STOVE AND NOT A MICROWAVE.

No lie, the incompetence and self-absorbed attention-seeking behavior of [okay, most of] my generation never ceases to amaze infuriate me.

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Thursday May 5 @ 03:27am

Wednesday May 5 @ 02:38am
Wednesday May 5 @ 02:37am
animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP!
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, DEAR?
NOPE. CERTAINLY NOT OUR DAUGHTER WHO CAN’T SEEM TO CONTROL HER RAGING HORMONES AND IS GROUNDED UNTIL SHE PUPATES.
TOMMY AND I LOVE EACH OTHER! YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!
THE HELL WE CAN’T. IS YOUR SIDE TIGHT, HONEY?
TIGHT AS A DRUM. 
OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SHARON.
YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU LEARN TO ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, OR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY METAMORPHOSE INTO ONE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP!

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, DEAR?

NOPE. CERTAINLY NOT OUR DAUGHTER WHO CAN’T SEEM TO CONTROL HER RAGING HORMONES AND IS GROUNDED UNTIL SHE PUPATES.

TOMMY AND I LOVE EACH OTHER! YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!

THE HELL WE CAN’T. IS YOUR SIDE TIGHT, HONEY?

TIGHT AS A DRUM. 

OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!

IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SHARON.

YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU LEARN TO ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, OR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY METAMORPHOSE INTO ONE.

Wednesday May 5 @ 02:37am
ohmyasian:

2672. Korean Food. Keep calm and eat Korean food!

Being friends with Danny means eating like 500% more Korean food than I used to, haha.

ohmyasian:

2672. Korean Food. Keep calm and eat Korean food!

Being friends with Danny means eating like 500% more Korean food than I used to, haha.

Wednesday May 5 @ 02:36am
Wednesday May 5 @ 02:36am

Bahaha GPOY me harassing Josh when he accidentally falls asleep.

Wednesday May 5 @ 02:36am
Wednesday May 5 @ 02:36am
When my boyfriend doesn’t read my mind

whatshouldwecallme:

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Saturday May 5 @ 09:34am
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