lyonsheart:

frostingpeetaswounds:

when your favorite show has a shitty finale

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#HOW I MET YOUR STEPMOTHER #still angry

Thursday Apr 4 @ 06:18am

I have this :)

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:27am
Missing those summers poolside when Josh worked for Vivint.

Missing those summers poolside when Josh worked for Vivint.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:26am
Realizing that September is half way over

whatshouldwecallme:

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x1000000000 when you’re a counselor to high school students in China for US college admissions, fack.

Sunday Sep 9 @ 10:04pm
When the DJ finally plays the song that we requested

whatshouldwecallme:

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When Henry and I find out that a KTV place as “Cups” from Pitch Perfect.

Sunday Sep 9 @ 10:04pm

selfloveclub:

a list of USA states that do NOT really exist:

  • Missouri 
  • Connecticut
  • Indiana
  • Kentucky 
  • Oregon 
  • Vermont 
  • Wyoming
  • Dakota
  • Idaho

I’m sorry if you think you live in one of these states but you don’t ; your parents lied to you. 

Well obviously if your parents told you that your family lives in “Dakota,” they lied to you and it doesn’t really exist.

Wednesday Aug 8 @ 05:30am
Monday afternoon restlessness at the office, in Katelyn’s poncho, haha.

Monday afternoon restlessness at the office, in Katelyn’s poncho, haha.

Monday Aug 8 @ 04:52am

castorochiaro:

Joining a new fandom in the middle of a shitstorm.

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…aka when I watched all of. Sherlock right after the second season.

Monday Jul 7 @ 10:35am
THE TRASH-THROWING GRANNIES THAT LIVE ABOVE YONGKANG LU

wuluwu:

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Sunday Jun 6 @ 11:00pm

themischiefoftad:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FILIBUSTER

Thursday Jun 6 @ 04:03am
AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF HOW I FEEL ON MONDAYS

howdoiputthisgently:

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GPOY, at least today. Using Sunday as our diet cheat day may or may not be a terrible idea because gorging ourselves on dairy, sugar, carbs, and alcohol after a week of going without and then trying to go to work Monday is paaaaainful, haha.

Sunday Jun 6 @ 10:20pm

Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:51am

adamusprime:

Yell “we want pre-nup” in a crowded area and see how many people yell back

Thursday Jun 6 @ 02:51am
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